Make Fascists Cry This Christmas!
Political satire merch that punches up — perfect for gifts, protests, holiday parties & stocking stuffers.
#1 in Triggering Authoritarians | Banned in Mar-a-Lago
These are the resistance MVPs. Handpicked by people who’ve had enough of billionaires, bigots, and bloated egos trying to run the world.
From anti-Trump stickers and protest-ready hats to satirical car magnets and bold political merch, our best sellers are loud, unapologetic, and built to trigger authoritarians. Wear them, stick them, post them—fight fascism one product at a time.
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TACO Foam Trucker Hat – Trump Always Chickens Out
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¡Chinga la Migra! Can Cooler – ICE Cold, Border Bold Koozie
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"No One Voted for the Ketamine Clown" Car Magnet – Bold, Satirical Protest Art for Your Ride
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"Foxtrot Delta Tango" Diagonally Embroidered Dad Hat
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Protect Democracy 8647 End Fascism Graphic Tee – Bold Resistance in Style
Regular price From $15.38 USDRegular priceSale price From $15.38 USD -
Patriotic FDT Golf Rope Hat – Classic Style with a Bold Statement
Regular price $25.20 USDRegular priceSale price $25.20 USD
Turning Rage Into Action, One Piece of Merch at a Time
At TrumpPutinStore.com, we’re not here to play nice - we’re here to make fascists cringe. Every sticker, hat, and tote bag is a punchline with a purpose. We mock MAGA culture, call out authoritarianism, and turn political rage into bold, satirical merch that actually makes a difference.
The cherry on top? A portion of every sale goes to causes like Planned Parenthood. Wear your beliefs. Start conversations. Piss off the right people.
Join the Movement – Be Part of the Resistance
We’re building a community of rebels, progressives, and change-makers who are tired of the clown show. Whether you’re slapping stickers, rocking bold apparel, or making MAGA tears flow, you’re in good company.





